Jolene's Jokes
STONED LITTLE LIZARD
A koala is sitting up in a gum tree, smoking a huge phat joint when a little lizard
walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says, "Smoking a big phat joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while
the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river. But
the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks
the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree
where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says,
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
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