A mother is having is having sex with her lover. Her son comes in, so she locks him in the closet.
Shortly thereafter she hears her husband come home. She immediately locks her lover also in the closet.
"Dark in here," the boy says to his mother's lover.
"Yeah," the man replies.
"I have a baseball here. Do you want it? It costs only 250 bucks," says the boy.
The man thought what the hell and paid up.
Next night the boy is again locked in the closet with the lover.
"Dark in here," the boy says.
"Yeah," the man replies.
"Do you want a baseball glove?" the boy asks.
The man bought it for 750 bucks.
The next day the father says, "Son, lets go to play baseball!"
The boy replies, "I sold my baseball and glove for a 1000 bucks!"
The father becomes upset and says, "You should not overcharge your friends like that. I'm going to take you to the Confessional."
His father drops him off and he goes into the Confessional.
"Dark in here," the boy says.
"Oh, for heavens sake, don't start that again," says the priest!