Joe was walking along the road when he found a ladder leading
into the clouds. Being a naturally curious guy he climbs it. He is
surprised when, on the first cloud, he finds a really ugly naked
woman on it. "Fuck me now or climb the ladder to success." She
said. 'No contest' Joe thinks. So he climbs on.
On the next
cloud there is a fairly attractive nude woman. "Take me now or
climb the ladder to success" She says. Again, Joe climbs on.
On the next cloud there is a very attractive, and again butt-naked
woman. "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." She says,
sucking at her fingers gently with one hand, and playing with
herself with the other. 'These women have all been getting nicer.'
Joe thinks' The next one will be gorgeous'
On the next
cloud, and the end of the ladder, there is a grotesque fat ugly
bloke covered in horseshit and with flies buzzing round his head.
"Who the fuck are you?" Joe cries
"Hi," says the bloke,." I'm Cess!"