Jolene's Jokes
Vodoo Dildo
This guy is leaving town on business for a week and he's starting to get a little worried. You see, his
wife is a nymphomaniac, and he knows that as soon as he leaves, she'll start to GET VERY HORNY and think
to herself, "YOU'VE GOT TO GET SOME." So he goes to the adult toy shop to check out what they've got.
He notices there's an ornately carved wood box behind the counter. So he asks the salesman what it is. The
salesman says, "Oh...that's the voodoo dildo. Here...let me show you." So the salesman opens the box, and
there, lying on a bed of red velvet is what looks like an ordinary vibrator. The salesman says, "Watch
this! Voodo dildo-door!" The voodoo dildo rises from the box and flies across the room and begins banging
like crazy against the keyhole! Before it can break the door down, the salesman says, "Voodoo dildo-box!" And
the dildo soars back and gently lands in its box.
Well, needless to say, the guy HAS to have the voodoo dildo! At first the salesman refuses but after an
hour of haggling and $1000, the man walks off with the magic dingus. He explains how it works to his
wife, and kissing her goodbye, sets off on his trip.
Now, she resists using it for two days, but finally, she
starts to FEEL THE HORNINESS BUILDING INSIDE. She can't take it anymore, so she opens the box and says, "Voodoo
dildo-my pussy!" The voodoo dildo slams into her and begins pumping her in every conceivable position and
angle. She can't believe the power and precision; she's getting it with exactly the right strokes, exactly
the right angles, exactly the right pressure and she starts to HAVE ORGASM AFTER THUNDERING ORGASM.
After two hours, she can't take it any more, but she can't pull the damn thing out! The harder she tries, the more it
seems to change it's shape and adapt to her, to fill her exactly the way she needs to drive her to WANT IT MORE AND
MORE AND MORE WITHOUT STOPPING! She tries calling 911, but they don't believe her! So she decides to drive herself to
the hospital. As she's headed down the road, she's moaning in pleasure and desire, because the dildo keeps making
her HAVE UNBELIEVABLE ORGASMS. Because she's swerving all over the road, a motocycle cop pulls her over!! The cop wants
to know if she's been drinking, and she says, "Officer...I wasn't drinking! It's all because of
the voodoo-dildo!"
And the cop says, "Voodoo dildo, MY ASS!"
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